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Jim
Sharman, the name's got a real ring to it, by Roy
Masters - 5th June 2004
(Credit:
The Sydney Morning Herald)
Jim Sharman is a showman by name and by nature, writes
Roy Masters.
'I'm
the oldest living premiership footballer," proudly
pronounces Jim Sharman, aged 91, Western Suburbs fullback
in their 1934 trophy-winning team, sounding like a
man who doesn't intend surrendering his record any
time soon.
In
March, the Magpies awarded him life membership, 64
years after he last played for the club.
Life
membership is bestowed after 10 years' service and
Jim played from 1934-40, although he was captain in
his final year, but what the heck, if a bloke makes
it to 91, what's a miserable three years?
He
never misses a Wests reunion and clearly overlooks
the fact the club's modern reincarnation is a joint
venture with Balmain and named Tigers.
"I've
got my eyes on the young Magpies," he said of
the team that plays the Storm in Melbourne tonight.
"They're
coming good."
Jim
is the only child of Jim Sharman I, the man who started
tent boxing in Australia in 1911, challenging the
locals at agricultural shows from Cairns all the way
to Mt Gambier.
Young
Jim lived with his grandmother in a Narrandera boarding
house before accepting an offer from a wealthy Ashfield
publican to play for Wests.
The
residential rule applied and he was required to front
the formidable NSWRL secretary, Harold Mathews.
Mathews:
"State your full name."
Answer:
"James Michael Sharman."
Mathews:
"Where do you live?"
Answer:
"I don't know."
Mathews:
"Where does your father live?"
Answer:
"He doesn't live anywhere."
Mathews:
"And your mother?"
Answer:
"She lives with my father."
Insofar
as Jimmy's parents lived in a caravan, his answers
were entirely truthful.
Jimmy
snr, steeped in lower gymnasia, had earlier tried
to push his son to higher education, boarding him
for two years at St Joseph's College, Hunters Hill
but, according to Jim: "I was a f.....g log of
wood in class."
He
succeeded only in playing fullback for the college,
proudly pointing to a giant photograph of the 1931
team where he sits at the feet of the masterful coach,
Brother Henry.
"Greatest
coach who ever lived," Jim says, leaving no room
for debate.
In
1946, Jim joined his father on the boxing troupe and
travelled Australia until government medical regulations
banned tent boxing in 1971.
"It's
the longest a footballer has ever been on holidays,"
he says of his quarter century following the shows,
expressing it with such conviction it didn't seem
wise raising the matter of today's talented 17-year-old
footballers, who can still be on vacation 17 years
later.
Jim
inherited the family business in 1955, attending 60
shows a year, banging a big drum, challenging likely
lads in the crowd to "take a glove", parading
a troupe of skinny young Aboriginals clad in dressing
gowns, each with the whack of a horseshoe in their
gloves.
Jim
turned a blind eye to kids who snuck under the tent
but it was hard to get his money off him, the bell
always seeming to ring when one of his troupe was
in trouble.
"We
had a permit for 60 years and not one complaint in
four states," he says.
Asked
to name boxers who got their start at the shows, he
says: "There were so many, you couldn't print
them all in The Sydney Morning Herald. We got George
Bracken at 16 and Jack Hassen, both of them from Charters
Towers."
Conversations
with boxers who knew the Sharmans can be exercises
in canonisation. Because some of the eulogies are
expressed by men who fought for them, the testimony
carries unique conviction in a sport where exploitation
is a cheerful tradition.
"Dad
was a hard taskmaster," Jim says.
"He
was crooked on fighters who drank grog. I had to sneak
away to have a beer."
Good
father-son boxing stories are rare - the relationships
of Joe and Marvis Frazier, Bill and Buster Douglas,
Bob and Tony Tucker are tales of recklessness and
over-caution and the jury is still out on Tony and
Anthony Mundine.
A
great father often must feel he is the maker, not
the made.
But
nearly 30 years after his father died, aged 79, on
November 18, 1965, Jim says: "I'm a fortunate
son. My old man was a great old bloke."
Jim's
wife, Christina, died on Melbourne Cup night last
year after 65 years of marriage. Their only child
is also named Jim, another theatrical entrepreneur
who directed commercial blockbusters such as Jesus
Christ Superstar and The Rocky Horror Show, as well
as Mozart's Don Giovanni and Shakespeare's The Tempest.
The
third Jim has also set one of these records the Sharmans
accumulate.
"He's
the only bloke to turn down a Churchill scholarship.
He was in Japan and came back to Australia produce
Hair."
After
a near century of promoting shows from tent boxing
to opera, it's amazing that the Sharman name should
be so close to the words "showman" and "shaman",
the itinerant spiritual healers so common in South
America.
Almost
to validate this, he points to a framed certificate
from the Royal Agricultural Society of NSW, given
to him last year for his contribution to the Easter
Show: "I'm the only legend in show business."
Other
framed mementos decorate his Randwick unit, such as
autographed photos of Jack Dempsey and Rocky Marciano
and his scrapbooks are full of memories like wrestler
Big Chief Little Wolf and sideshow freaks such as
Zimmy the legless man, Little Mae West and Little
Ubangi, a pygmy.
Asked
to identify a grainy old black-and-white photo of
two very small boxers either side of his father, he
says: "Just midget boxers who used to fight in
the tent."
The
ring in those days was an amusing subsidiary, a playground
in which the Sharmans exercised their already fully
developed roguishness.
Pertinacious
and peppery, Jim blames political correctness for
bringing all those good times to an end.
Yet
look at the heavyweight division of boxing today with
Mike Tyson, a man who long ago made his sport a lurid
show business, biting into ears, as if his chronic
inability to exist in normal society has been all
the entertainment value we need from the sport.
It
was a thought best left unexpressed.
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