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World
Speed Poker Championship: Blink and You'll Miss
It
(Bluff
Magazine)
How
a tiny, former Soviet-bloc country became the
unlikely birthplace of the maddest, baddest new
poker tournament on the planet: the World Speed
Poker Championships.
On
September 23, a mixture of poker pros, online
qualifiers, and the downright inquisitive gathered
in Tallin, the medieval capital of the tiny European
republic of Estonia, to witness the first ever
World Speed Poker Championship.
The
Championship is the brainchild of Australian Keith
'Bendigo' Sloan of World Poker Promotions –
a company devoted to bridging the gap between
online and 'bricks and mortar' poker. It's fitting,
then, that his latest project should be a crazed,
adrenalinfuelled mix of these two strains of our
beautiful game. Speed poker takes the hectic pace
of internet poker, triples it, and transports
it to the land-based casino. The result is a breakneck
battle of wits, sweat and stamina, in which your
poker instinct must be razor sharp, or you're
dead meat.
Why
Estonia? We have absolutely no idea! Competitors
were lured to the Astoria Palace Casino, in the
beautiful but rather chilly city of Tallin, with
the promise of paintball fights, skydiving and
Eastern European beauties timing every hand played.
As the organisers explain, this is poker designed
firmly for the 'max' generation. If you're a measured
tactician, who likes to stew over your cards,
this probably isn't the game for you; but if you're
the kind of fearless thrillseeker who's blessed
with intuitive split-second poker sense, then
you were born for it.
The
rules are simple: six players per table have fifteen
seconds in which to play their hands (and think
on their feet) until their hand is declared void.
With two dealers per table – shuffling and
dealing, alternately - the action reaches an electrifying
pace that is mesmerising to watch.
Of
the sixty players that took to the felt for the
No-limit Hold'em main event, sixty percent were
online qualifiers, their minds primed for the
game by the rapid dealing of the internet card
rooms, where prevarication is rarely tolerated
and hands seldom last longer than a couple of
minutes. The majority came from tournament sponsors
PartyPoker.com, and the rest from Betfair, Ladbrokes
and Nordicbet. But the pros came too, drumming
up a 2,000 Euro buyin and an entrance fee of 200
Euro. Among them were Kirill Gerasimov from Russia,
Marcel 'The Flying Dutchman' Luske, Dave 'El Blondie'
Colclough from the UK, and Tony G from Lithuania,
all playing for a 40,000 Euro pot (51,000 USD)
and taking it all very seriously indeed.
Dealing,
of course, had to be super-fast and quick on the
draw, so World Poker Promotions drafted in some
of the best dealers in the world, presumably to
prevent cards flying into people's eyes or disappearing
into the ceiling rafters as play reached the furious
pace of one game per minute. Among them was Rob
'The Hux' Huxley, who is considered one of the
fastest and most accurate dealers in the game,
and was also selected to deal the final table
at this year's WSOP.
And
when the dust finally settled on the inaugural
World Speed Poker Championship, piles of hardened
poker players, collapsed through exhaustion, lay
strewn around the casino floor. It was like a
post-shootout scene in a spaghetti Western. But
there had to be a winner, and this year's speed
- poker crown and 40,000 Euro pot went to wily
Norwegian , Hennig Granstad, who went head-tohead
on the final table against German pro and PartyPoker
consultant, Lothar Landauer.
In
a spectacular final hand, both players saw the
flop of K-T-2, with Landauer holding a K-3, and
Grandstad K-2. The German went allin, and the
Norwegian, with his superior two-pair, immediately
called. Landauer hit a lucky Three on Fourth Street,
dramatically taking the lead, but, amazingly,
on the river the Hux flipped over a Two, giving
Granstad a fully-furnished full house. Or at least,
we think that's what happened – it was all
so quick!
Bluff
predicts that Speed Poker is going to catch on
in a big way; when the TV networks get wind of
what a spectacle the game is, they'll be climbing
over one another for a piece of the action. And
Keith Sloan has big plans for the future. He has
already patented an in-table clock device (he
admits the Estonian lovelies with the stop watches
were merely a publicity stunt), which would give
casinos a tailor-made speed poker set-up. Something
tells me they might be rather interested in the
'quicker hands = more rakes' formula.
He's
also planning to take the World Speed Poker Champion
on the road, WPT style. The next event confirmed
will be at the Crown Casino in Melbourne, Australia,
during the Australian Poker Championship from
January 6 through 20 (see p. 58). It will be a
204-player, A $1600 (1200 USD) event, with a first
prize of A$100,000 ($75,000 USD) held over three
days prior to the Crown's famous Aussie Millions.
Play promises to be even more wildly animated
in Melbourne, with only ten seconds permitted
per hand in the heats, before reverting to the
fifteen- second rule in the final.
With
a USA Speed Poker Championship event in Vegas
on the cards for mid-2005, and with World Poker
Promotions hoping for a thousand players at $2700
each (first prize: $1 million), we reckon you
haven't heard the last of this crazy speed poker
thing.
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