The Corporate Witch is more commonplace
in today's society than one might first imagine.
Mediaman is delighted that we have engaged the
services of a corporate witch, Sarah Kulkens.
Kulkens brings with her a wealth of experience, and
magical powers, and is a 7th generation physic.
will focus on positives, and only on the rare occasion
it is expected that she will need to go further into
her repertoire to confront dark forces in the business
world. Examples of the dark forces Sarah may attack
include the likes of AWB, HIH, Enron, Charles "Fantasy
Island" Gant, Virgin Star, and you get the idea.
is expected that a major Australian current affair
programme will soon be running a story on the roles
of corporate witches, and we believe that there's
none better than Sarah Kulkens.
June 2006 / 6/06/2006
Man Hires Corporate Witch To Fight Stalkers
media and publicity company, Mediaman,
has hired a corporate witch.
director, Greg Tingle, has engaged the services of
7th generation physic (and white witch), Sarah Kulkens,
in his quest to have a few loose ends taken care of.
Tingle, Kulkens is no stranger to controversy or the
public eye. Kulkens was trained by her late mother,
the iconic and mysterious Kerry Kulkens.
Mediaman has been wrestling with the idea of
hiring a corporate witch for a number of months, but
has made it official after some traditional means
of fighting of a few stalkers and bad guys
still left room for improvement.
said, the first time he had heard of hiring a corporate
which was when his former (very short term client)
Charles Fantasy Island Gant hired one
a number of years ago (but Gant had menacing objectives).
says, From time to time the witch will be instrumental
to turn the heat up on particular companies and individuals.
Fantasy Island Gant, Gabrielle Virgin
Star Maas, Danny Hustler Sy and
allegedly corrupt immigration officers at Heathrow
Airport are all on the radar. I wont be surprised
if Sarahs powers lead me (and our news crew)
right to them.
says, Ive worked with some very interesting
people over the years, and Greg Tingle is right up
there. His intentions are good. He knows the time
has come to implement non-traditional and somewhat
controversial means to achieve some of his objectives.
Greg is currently pursuing a number persons of interest,
and we know we can assist with that. The other day
I heard a rumour that Greg was assisting the Australian
Federal Police Homicide Squad in relation to the Gordon
Wood Caroline Byrne matter, and that sounds
like something we might be interested to assist with.
Magic works in mysterious ways.
this 6/06/06, more than the hounds of hell are going
to be let loose on the world. Your newsroom could
Sarah is a 7th generation physic and the director
of Kerry Kulkens Magic Shop. Sarah has been developing
her (witch) craft since virtually birth.
Director, Greg Tingle, is recognised as one of Australias
leading media managers and publicists. The company
works with TV, Radio, Press, Events, Internet and
People. They now work with a witch also!
Body and Spirit